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GURU VISION™
No spreads. No juice. Just vibes.
Visions of victory from the old cave. Translate betting lines into a playful but readable format you can copy, share, and send to the group chat.
Line Translator Tool
Translate odds into cave-proof language with deterministic mapping.
Vision Output
Run a translation to get your GURU VISION™ read.
Examples Gallery
Share-readyHow It Works
- Negative moneyline: bigger chance, smaller reward language.
- Positive moneyline: underdog upside language.
- Spreads bucket by magnitude: tiny, moderate, large, extreme.
- Totals bucket by expected pace: few, medium, many, fireworks.
What is juice?
House take. Cave tax. We speak risk, not math soup.
What is spread?
Point head-start or handicap. Who bonks by enough?
What is moneyline?
Simple tribe win/lose price. No margin math.
Entertainment mode. Not betting or financial advice.
Responsible Use
GURU VISION™ is entertainment and educational translation only. It is not betting advice, financial advice, or a promise of outcomes.
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